Yes, gentlemen and ladies get your seatbelts on and set out for a thrilling ride of ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more ways than one. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an humorous horror film that will keep you smiling, scratching the inside of your skull, and asking questions about whether the lifestyle choices are right for bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
Since the first moment we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played wonderfully by Matthew Rhys, you know it's going to be an exhilarating adventure. A smuggler of style elegance, grace and a knack for dumping his precious baggage in the most ominous locations. The only thing he knew was just how he'd be the source of the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
Let go of what believe that you know about bears and their nutritional preferences. The movie takes an obscene argument and claims that when bears ingest cocaine, they will not just have fun, but turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla here's a new leader in town. And Bears have a love of powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, which includes the inept police officers along with the unlucky criminals and innocent pedestrians who failed to find their way to a sack of newspaper is sure to keep you with laughter. Their collective incompetence will be incredible to witness. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about you can imagine Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve any crime, without accidentally shooting one another.
We must not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. It's not those of "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an amazing treasure chest of Colombian goods, and as soon as you can say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. The truth is, who wants a Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear in the wild?
The film is a perfect blend of comedy and terror which makes you laugh at each time, while clutching your popcorn in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll find yourself cheering at each demise, with hilarious satisfaction. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at the ultimate showdown. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for the past, accompanied by fireworks, bear roars and enough white powder place Tony Montana to shame. (blog post) And just when you think you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have some flaws. The editing can be as chaotic as a snoring squirrel leading you to scratch your head and considering whether the film reel could have been used for scratching board. Be assured, fans, as the bear CGI is impressively top-of-the line. The bear has the power to steal the show and members of the editing crew appeared to get a little giddy their own.
The story is an amalgamation of tension, tension with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Also, when the credits start rolling and you leave the theater with a smirk on your face, be sure to remember the final word of advice from the reviewer: Keep bears away from food, especially not drugs or fellow hiking buddies. I guarantee it will not take a lot of time for anyone who is involved.
Make sure you grab your popcorn, buckle it up so that you can be immersed in an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." It's a one-of-a-kind cinematic experience that will leave you in stitches, pondering the true power of bears and their in-depth party possibility.